An ancient panda who recites famous quotes about children and parenting.

Publisher:	Happy Mongoose Games
Downloads:	1
Software Type:	Freeware, 0.00
File Size:	280K
OS:	Windows All
Update Date:	16 August, 2013

The Ancient Quoting Parent talks Parenting and Children (snappy name, we know) is the exclusive fortune cookie from Happy Mongoose Games. Each time you start the program, the Panda will recite a witty quotation about the world of kids and parenting. Improve your life instantly by downloading and installing on your very own PC, and chortle to yourself at the wisdom that the Panda tirelessly imparts abouts kids and growing up.
What are the benefits of installing the software on my computer?
a) Amaze / bore others with your new found knowledge of family / parenting / child related quotations.
b) Wastes less paper than a standard motivational calendar that fails to motivate you anyway.
c) Endless enjoyment.*
d) Comes bundled with a flashy new Ancient Panda icon. Lush.
* Enjoyment actually finite.